President Bush Action FigureToday is National Dress-Up Day. On May 1st, 2003, President George Walker Bush declared victory in Iraq. As Atrios points out, the television pundits hailed it as a triumph of machoness over wimpyness. Everyone rejoiced. There was merriment all around. The Iraqis threw flowers at our feet. It was a wonderful day for the cause of liberty and freedom. The Almighty’s gift of freedom was given to the Iraqis. It was a heck of a day.

For all you naysayers who continue to report bad news from Iraq 3 years after the war ended, I say wake up! The war is over, we have won, the Iraqis are dancing in the streets. It is time to end your fictional reporting about daily mayhem in Iraq. The Mission was Accomplished and now it is time to move on….to Iran.