Fri Sep 21 2007 2:23 pm
Breaking News: Nelson Mandela Found Alive After Being Pronounced Dead
Posted by Mash under Humor , Iraq[4] Comments
"I heard somebody say, where’s Mandela? Well, Mandela is dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas." - George W. Bush, September 20, 2007
A day after President Bush declared to the world that Nelson Mandela had been killed by Saddam Hussein, the Nelson Mandela Foundation announced that Mr. Mandela was found to be still alive:
The Nelson Mandela Foundation is assuring the public that the former South African president is still alive, after comments by U.S. President George Bush that potentially could be misunderstood.
In Johannesburg, the foundation’s chief executive officer, Achmat Dangor, said Friday that Mr. Mandela is alive and well, and enjoying some rest and relaxation at his home.
I am very thankful that the 89-year old Nobel Peace Prize winner is alive and well.
It is ironic that Mr. Bush should now be lamenting that there are no Mandelas in Iraq. There was a Mandela before Mr. Bush attacked Iraq. That Mandela said the following about Mr. Bush’s decision to attack Iraq:
It is a tragedy, what is happening, what Bush is doing. But Bush is now undermining the United Nations.
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What I am condemning is that one power, with a president who has no foresight, who cannot think properly, is now wanting to plunge the world into a holocaust.
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Why is the United States behaving so arrogantly? All that it wants is Iraqi oil.
George W. Bush, a man with no foresight, did not listen to those who had that foresight. Now he is lamenting that he could use such men. How sad.
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