Debbie SchlusselMy favorite right-winger is on a mission. Since I find myself at times strangely attracted to her, I thought I would take the opportunity to spread the word on her behalf. Debbie Schlussel is upset that immigrants are planning a work boycott tomorrow. Her little brain has sprung into action to combat this insult to the American way of life. She has found a way to take America back.

Debbie Schlussel wants you to stop eating meat on Monday. That’s right, you heard me - STOP EATING MEAT. My randomly capitalizing friend from the right has a slogan to go along with her campaign: "On Monday, Just Say ‘No’ to Official Meat of Illegals." She wants to hit the illegal immigrants hard by going after America’s meat packers and purveyors of all things meat. Who am I to question the angry one’s logic. She says I obey. She’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore:

Let’s show them what a day without the customer base of law abiding U.S. citizens would be like. DON’T BUY OR EAT MEAT ON MONDAY!

So all you liberal carnivores  do something for America for a change. Say no to meat, for Debbie’s sake. Let’s take America back one chicken leg at a time!