When Fruits Eat Vegetables

Debbie SchlusselMy favorite right-winger is on a mission. Since I find myself at times strangely attracted to her, I thought I would take the opportunity to spread the word on her behalf. Debbie Schlussel is upset that immigrants are planning a work boycott tomorrow. Her little brain has sprung into action to combat this insult to the American way of life. She has found a way to take America back.

Debbie Schlussel wants you to stop eating meat on Monday. That’s right, you heard me – STOP EATING MEAT. My randomly capitalizing friend from the right has a slogan to go along with her campaign: "On Monday, Just Say ‘No’ to Official Meat of Illegals." She wants to hit the illegal immigrants hard by going after America’s meat packers and purveyors of all things meat. Who am I to question the angry one’s logic. She says I obey. She’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore:

Let’s show them what a day without the customer base of law abiding U.S. citizens would be like. DON’T BUY OR EAT MEAT ON MONDAY!

So all you liberal carnivores  do something for America for a change. Say no to meat, for Debbie’s sake. Let’s take America back one chicken leg at a time!

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12 Responses to When Fruits Eat Vegetables

  1. LAKingsFan57 says:

    Too bad for her. I have a porterhouse steak in the fridge I’m going to marinate for a barbecue tomorrow afternoon.:d

  2. Mash says:

    See LAKingsFan57, you are either with “her” or with “them”. Clearly your meat eating ways demonstrate that you are with “them”! :o)

  3. dude says:

    mmmmmmm, barbee-q… how u gonna prep it?

    on a less serious and important note, is she as popular as oprah? because she took a beating from the meat industry for talking smack about burgers..

    also, may i suggest, maybe mash can pass it on, boycotting, strawberries, all citrus, well, all US grown vegies, taking a bathroom break, throwing garbage in waste baskets, walking on floors, into buildings, looking out clean windows… huff huff… going to restaurants (i swear i saw couple a latin guys cooking with chefs hats in a ethopian restaurant we frequent) or putting those empty martini glasses down (i think they have the bus boying mkt cornered…) huff huff..

    ok, i cant go on, my fingers are hurting…

    lets just say, all in all, move out of every major US city on monday… :-w

  4. Mash says:

    dude, now you are making LAKingsFan feel guilty about his porterhouse :-<

  5. LAKingsFan57 says:

    That porterhouse will be marinated in a mixture that contains Jack Daniels as one of the ingredients. That’s all I can say. \:d/

  6. dude says:

    ooooo, secret ingrediants… but u got the main one in there, so enjoy!

    :d

    PS: i once had a slab of argentinian steak, just did salt, and pepper towards the end, never would have thought thats all a steak required. them argentinians do their steak something fine…

  7. Mash says:

    Argentinian Beef rules! ^:)^

  8. You guys are a riot! :))

    You guys should throw a meat party on every Monday! <:-p That woman will have a hissy fit! (sp?) =))

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    I had a double cheeseburger from Wendy’s for lunch.

    Yum.

  10. Mash says:

    I don’t think you guys are grasping the point of No Meat Monday properly.

    Cheeseburgers and steaks are not the way to honor Debbie. Each time you bite into your juicy piece of meat, an illegal wins! ~:>

  11. Robbie says:

    I do…I just wish I had bought carne asada yesterday before the shop closed. :-“

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