This man is a national disgrace. Behold the attorney general of the United States testifying today in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. It’s time to resign.
Gonzo as Miracle Max:
Gonzo cannot recall deciding to send a man to his death:
Gonzo becomes self-aware:
Gonzo sets a new standard for crime and punishment:
Gonzo gets an FBI escort:
Gonzo as errand-boy:
Gonzo clarifies his clarification:
Gonzo as Donald Trump:
Gonzo gives the Vice President broadband access to the DOJ:
Poor Alberto makes the late John Mitchell look like a class act.
And I remember a quote from Mitchell’s tragicomic wife, Martha, Cassandra-like in it’s Delphic seeing:
“This country is going so far to the right you
aren’t going to be able to recognize it.”
MR. Bill, it looks like FBI Director Mueller just stuck it to Gonzo today. I cannot now imagine how Gonzo can stay on as AG.