This man is a national disgrace. Behold the attorney general of the United States testifying today in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. It’s time to resign.

Gonzo as Miracle Max:

Gonzo cannot recall deciding to send a man to his death:

Gonzo becomes self-aware:

Gonzo sets a new standard for crime and punishment:

Gonzo gets an FBI escort:

Gonzo as errand-boy:

Gonzo clarifies his clarification:

Gonzo as Donald Trump:

Gonzo gives the Vice President broadband access to the DOJ: