Author Archives: Mash

Gone Fishing

President Bush has had a fantastic 5 years as the President of the United States. He has learned many things, met many interesting people, visited with many friends, and had a whale of a time. There have been many highs … Continue reading

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Modern Love: Hayden, Negroponte & Goss Spy A Scandal

The story goes like this: Negroponte is unhappy with Goss. Negroponte goes to Bush for help in getting rid of Goss. Bush approves. Goss is fired. Hayden is looked upon as a likely replacement. Bush will announce on Monday that … Continue reading

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World War III

President Bush has been fighting World War III and neglected to inform Congress or the American people. In an interview on CNBC about the new movie about Flight 93, the President had this to say: But he said he agreed with the … Continue reading

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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop

The Director of the Central Intelligence Agency simply does not up and quit on a Friday afternoon with no notice. There is a damned good reason for Porter Goss to get out of town in such a hurry. The President … Continue reading

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Another One Bites The Dust

"On the first hour of the first day, we will restore decency and integrity to the Oval Office. They will offer more lectures and legalisms and carefully worded denials. We offer another way, a better way, and a stiff dose … Continue reading

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