It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas

Posted on May 12, 2006 by Mash

Fitzmas!

 
The grand jury investigating the CIA leak case will meet today. Raw Story is reporting that Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald is expected to meet with the grand jury. The networks are planning to stake out the federal courthouse.
 
All signs point to an indictment announcement some time on Friday. In anticipation of a multiple count indictment, I dedicate this song to Karl Rove, the Turd Blossom:
 
Communique by Dire Straits
They wanna get a statement for Jesus sake
It’s like talking to the wall
He’s incommunicado no comment to make
He’s saying nothing at all

But in the communique you know he’s gonna come clean
Think what he say, say what he mean
Maybe on Monday he got something to say
Communication
Communique
Communique

Maybe he could talk about the tricks of the trade
Maybe he could talk about himself
Maybe he could talk about the money that he made
Maybe he’d be saying something else

But in the communique you know he’s gonna come clean
Think what he say, say what he mean
Maybe on Monday he got something to say
Communication
Communique
Communique

And now the rumors are flying
Speculation rising
Say that he’s been trying someone else’s wife
Somebody at the airport
Somebody on the phone
Says he’s at the station and he’s coming on the noon
Then we get the story a serious breeze
And a photograph taken in the hall
You don’t have to worry with the previous release
Right now, he’s saying nothing at all
But in the communique you know he’s gonna come clean
Think what he say, say what he mean
Maybe on Monday he got something to say
Communication
Communique
Communique

 
Update: Chris Matthews is beating the Fitzmas drum this morning.
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11 Responses to It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas

  1. Robbie says:
    May 12, 2006 at 2:54 am

    Mash, it’s beginning to look like we called it. Today might be the day. \:d/

  2. James says:
    May 12, 2006 at 9:15 am

    Maybe Libby, Delay and Rove can all share a jail cell.

    The thing is, who would pitch and who would catch?

  3. Mash says:
    May 12, 2006 at 9:26 am

    James, they’ve all been pitching to the American people. My butt’s been hurting for the last 5 years. :-??

    Now it’s time for them to do some catching. I’m thinking of the scene from “Trading Places” where Beeks gets put in the cage with the gorrilla. 😡

  4. Mash says:
    May 12, 2006 at 9:29 am

    Oh, and if I’m reading the comments right, Robbie and I are the only two who guessed Friday [-o<

  5. TedB says:
    May 12, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    I’m still feelin’ Monday. Fitz seems media savy and a lingering death in this case is so satisfying.

    I keep seeing scenes from “Deliverence” something about making him squeal like a pig.

    :)>-

  6. Mash says:
    May 12, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    Ted, as the day rolls on Friday is not looking so good :-s

  7. LAKingsFan57 says:
    May 12, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    Unless something happens in an hour, Monday it is.

  8. Robbie says:
    May 12, 2006 at 10:53 pm

    I forgot about those cookies. It still had my former screen name. :”>

  9. Mash says:
    May 12, 2006 at 11:05 pm

    groan 🙁
    blame it on Chris Matthews!

    Fitzmas delayed…

  10. Robbie says:
    May 13, 2006 at 4:27 am

    Friday came and went without a Rove indictment. Oh well. If it happens on Monday, I’m cool with it. It won’t be the first time I received a Christmas present a few days late. :d

  11. Colorado Jyms says:
    May 13, 2006 at 9:29 am

    I believe us Democrats have been very good this year. No one has been arrested, convicted or jailed for curruption, treason or illegal spying on citizens. Please Patrick Claus…bring us Fitzmas! :-“

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