Monthly Archives: April 2006

A Crime Against Humanity

Posted on April 12, 2006 by Mash

Today I feel shame. I feel shame that in the name of my religion innocent men, women, children, mothers, fathers, sons and daughters were slaughtered. I feel shame that the last words from these barbarians was "Allah is great" as they … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Personal | 7 Comments

Iran Strikes Back

Posted on April 12, 2006 by Mash

The United States has threatened a nuclear strike on the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Government of Iran has responded to this threat by publicly humiliating the United States. Iran has declared that it has officially joined the Nuclear Club. … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iran | 7 Comments

A Series Of Unfortunate Juxtapositions

Posted on April 11, 2006 by Mash

The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old … Continue reading →

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The View From Iran: Two Suns In The Sunset

Posted on April 10, 2006 by Mash

You have just learned that the "Shaytan Bozorg" wants to go nuclear on you. What do you do? Do you run into the streets screaming "Marg bar Amrika!"? Do you run and hide in the basement? Do you head for … Continue reading →

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Saving Iran

Posted on April 9, 2006 by Mash

I recall quipping to a friend a few weeks ago that I thought the way out of Iraq for this Administration was through Iran. What I meant at the time was that since this Administration had haplessly shifted the center … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iran, Politics | 22 Comments