Category Archives: Humor

Crossing The Commander-In-Chief Threshold With Hillary Clinton

Posted on March 11, 2008 by Mash

Ever since Hillary Clinton cited her 1996 USO trip to Bosnia with Sinbad and Sheryl Crow as an example of her commander-in-chief qualifications, the pundits have been scratching their heads in bemusement. Today the Obama campaign responded forcefully to Mrs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | 4 Comments

Girl In Clinton’s 3AM Ad Supports Barack Obama

Posted on March 8, 2008 by Mash

[Via Daily Kos] Barack Obama supporter in Seattle is surprised to find herself in Hillary Clinton’s fearmongering ad. Read and watch the TV report here. It’s 3AM and the phone rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and … Continue reading →

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Breaking News: Nelson Mandela Found Alive After Being Pronounced Dead

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Mash

"I heard somebody say, where’s Mandela? Well, Mandela is dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas." – George W. Bush, September 20, 2007 A day after President Bush declared to the world that Nelson Mandela had been killed by … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Iraq | 4 Comments

A Warm Bucket Of Piss

Posted on June 24, 2007 by Mash

The Vice President of the United States, Richard B. Cheney, should immediately resign from the President’s Cabinet. According to the White House web site, the President’s Cabinet is "drawn from Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution." The web site … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitution, Humor, Politics | 5 Comments

Breaking: Alberto Gonzales Resigns

Posted on April 1, 2007 by Mash

ABC News is reporting that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales will resign this evening. ABC is also reporting that the White House has requested time on the major networks for a presidential address for 9pm Eastern tonight. According to ABC News: Sources in … Continue reading →

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