A funny thing happened on the way to the war:
A delegate to the Republican convention says he was robbed of $50,000 after he took a woman to his Minneapolis hotel room.
Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, a Denver attorney and party donor, told police he met the woman in a bar at the luxurious Hotel Ivy and invited her up to his room early on Sept. 4, a few hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin accepted the GOP nomination to be vice president. Police said the woman made the man drinks and told him to get undressed.
Schwartz told police that was the last thing he remembered.
"We have no doubt this happened," said police spokesman Sgt. William Palmer. "The guy has been very forthcoming with us. He’s been very helpful in the investigation."
Police said that when Schwartz awoke, the woman was gone. She got away with a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000, a cell phone valued at $1,500 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.
Aw! Don’t be so hard on the man for not using jargon:
“Less taxes and more war:†Expansionary fiscal policy.
“Plant the flag and take the oil.†Financing a budget deficit.
“Bomb the hell out of them.†Shock and awe.
…a drunken buffoon
You know what the ironic part is? I bet he lost just as much in the stock market this week.
I love it when Karma’s a bitch.
Kaiser, I thought the shock and awe was in this guy’s hotel room 🙂
Robbie, I truly admire Republican family values.
What an f-er. Like someone else said-nice “family values” dickhead. Serves you right. Didn’t he realize that the “woman” he “invited to his room” probably scoped him out as a buffoon, or got a gander at his overly expensive watch. If this is the general Republican man, I am glad that I married a Democrat!!!
Vickie