National Dress-Up Day

President Bush Action FigureToday is National Dress-Up Day. On May 1st, 2003, President George Walker Bush declared victory in Iraq. As Atrios points out, the television pundits hailed it as a triumph of machoness over wimpyness. Everyone rejoiced. There was merriment all around. The Iraqis threw flowers at our feet. It was a wonderful day for the cause of liberty and freedom. The Almighty’s gift of freedom was given to the Iraqis. It was a heck of a day.

For all you naysayers who continue to report bad news from Iraq 3 years after the war ended, I say wake up! The war is over, we have won, the Iraqis are dancing in the streets. It is time to end your fictional reporting about daily mayhem in Iraq. The Mission was Accomplished and now it is time to move on….to Iran.

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Credibility Gap

Grand CanyonSecretary of State Condoleezza Rice was laying down the law today on how to deal with Iran. She said that Iran was "playing games". She said that "[t]hey’ve had plenty of time to cooperate."  Then she said something that took me back to the good old days of 2002:

"The international community’s credibility is at stake here," Rice said Saturday. "We can either mean what we say when we say that Iran must comply, or we can continue to allow Iran to defy."

I wondered where I had heard that before. Then it hit me. I vaguely remember a lot of talk about the credibility of the United Nations and the international community being at stake before the Iraq invasion.

President Bush on September 13, 2002 said the following about Iraq:

This man has had 11 years to comply. For 11 long years, he’s ignored world opinion. And he’s put the credibility of the United Nations on line. As I said yesterday, we’ll determine — how we deal with this problem will help determine the fate of multilateral body, which has been unilaterally ignored by Saddam Hussein. Will this body be able to keep the peace and deal with the true threats, including threats to security in Central African and other parts of the world, or will it be irrelevant?

It is ironic that an Administration that ignores the international community on most issues should be so concerned about the international community’s credibility when it wants to invade or bomb another country.

On September 23, 2003, President Bush at the United Nations gave this rationale for invading Iraq:

Iraq was now free "because a coalition of nations acted to defend the peace – and the credibility of the United Nations", President Bush told the UN General Assembly.

On April 13, 2004, President Bush from the East Room of The White House declared American credibility and his credibility were intact:

One thing is for certain, though, about me — and the world has learned this — when I say something, I mean it. And the credibility of the United States is incredibly important for keeping world peace and freedom.

On December 18, 2005, President Bush from the Oval Office cited loss of credibility (without using the word) as a reason not to withdraw from Iraq:

It is also important for every American to understand the consequences of pulling out of Iraq before our work is done. We would abandon our Iraqi friends — and signal to the world that America cannot be trusted to keep its word.

We would undermine the morale of our troops — by betraying the cause for which they have sacrificed. We would cause tyrants in the Middle East to laugh at our failed resolve, and tighten their repressive grip. We would hand Iraq over to enemies who have pledged to attack us — and the global terrorist movement would be emboldened and more dangerous than ever before.

To retreat before victory would be an act of recklessness and dishonor and I will not allow it.

Credibility is apparently a big deal to this Administration. We invaded Iraq to defend our credibility, we are fighting in Iraq to defend our credibility, we cannot leave Iraq because of our credibility. This Administration is trapped in a vise of credibility. Now credibility is the reason we are being given for an impending attack on Iran.

Talking about credibility is not the same as having credibility. This Administration lost credibility with the rest of the world a long time ago. It has now also lost all credibility with the American people.

As the Bush Administration spins and spins to prepare the public for an attack on Iran, the same tired rhetoric is being used. Will the American public be spun into another war before this Administration leaves office? This time it is not the credibility of the Bush Administration that is on the line; this time it is the credibility of the American public that is on the line.

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When Fruits Eat Vegetables

Debbie SchlusselMy favorite right-winger is on a mission. Since I find myself at times strangely attracted to her, I thought I would take the opportunity to spread the word on her behalf. Debbie Schlussel is upset that immigrants are planning a work boycott tomorrow. Her little brain has sprung into action to combat this insult to the American way of life. She has found a way to take America back.

Debbie Schlussel wants you to stop eating meat on Monday. That’s right, you heard me – STOP EATING MEAT. My randomly capitalizing friend from the right has a slogan to go along with her campaign: "On Monday, Just Say ‘No’ to Official Meat of Illegals." She wants to hit the illegal immigrants hard by going after America’s meat packers and purveyors of all things meat. Who am I to question the angry one’s logic. She says I obey. She’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore:

Let’s show them what a day without the customer base of law abiding U.S. citizens would be like. DON’T BUY OR EAT MEAT ON MONDAY!

So all you liberal carnivores  do something for America for a change. Say no to meat, for Debbie’s sake. Let’s take America back one chicken leg at a time!

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Muchos Huevos Grandes

Muchos Huevos Grandes

This pair is officially retired.

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Bush Versus Truthiness

Stephen ColbertStephen Colbert just finished speaking truthiness to power at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner. Standing at the podium only a few feet from President Bush, Colbert launched an all out assault on the policies of this Administration. It was remarkable, though painful at times, to watch. It may also have been the first time that anyone has been this blunt with this President.

Here are some highlights:

  • "Because we are not so different, he and I. We both get it. Guys like us, we’re not some brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We are not members of the factanista. We go straight from the gut. Right sir. That’s where the truth lies. Right down here in the gut."
  • "I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."
  • "Guys like us – we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that people are thinking in ‘reality’. And ‘reality’ has a well known liberal bias."
  • "The last third is usually backwash."
  • "I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers, and rubble, and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to America she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo-ops in the world."
  • "The greatest thing about this man is that he is steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday – no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change, this man’s beliefs never will."
  • "Fox News gives you both sides of every story – the President’s side and the Vice President’s side."
  • "This Administration is not sinking. This Administration is soaring. If anything they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg."
  • "Justice Scalia, may I be the first to say welcome sir! [Colbert flicks fingers from under chin at Scalia in Sicilian gesture]"
  • "Mayor Nagin, I would like to welcome you to Washington, DC – the chocolate city with a marshmallow center…and a graham cracker crust of corruption."
  • "Joe Wilson…the most famous husband since Desi Arnez."
  • New Press Secretary Tony Snow.. Secret Service name: Snow Job."
  • "I would have made a fabulous Press Secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people."

By the end of Colbert’s routine, Bush was visibly uncomfortable. Colbert ended with a video featuring Helen Thomas repeatedly asking why we invaded Iraq. That is a question President Bush has yet to answer to the American public.

 I am not sure what kind of review Stephen Colbert’s performance will get in the press. One thing is however certain – his performance was important and will reverberate.

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