Plastics

When Mr. McGuire confronted young Benjamin he had one word for him: Plastics. So, it seems that the McCain campaign has settled on one word to describe Sarah Palin’s national security experience. In response to a question today about Governor Palin’s national security experience, John McCain put forward that Sarah Palin was America’s foremost "expert" on energy, and that gave her national security experience. I was reminded of that scene from The Graduate – John McCain pulling Sarah Palin aside and saying, "I just want to say one word to you, just one word… Are you listening? Energy!" McCain may as well have said "Plastics". It would have been just as relevant to the question of Sarah Palin’s national security credentials.

Tonight,  in her first interview since becoming the Republican vice presidential nominee, the McCain campaign allowed Sarah Palin to step out of her teleprompter driven speeches and into a conversation with the mild-manner Charlie Gibson. It was a terrifying interview.

Sarah Palin burnished her national security credentials and took it one step beyond "energy" in this revealing exchange:

GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

PALIN: They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

It is worth noting that, even under Sarah Palin’s watchful gaze from her vantage point in Alaska, the Russians proceeded to invade Georgia.

On the very first exchange of the interview Palin showed herself to be unfit to be president. She declared that she did not "blink" when offered the nomination by McCain. She has no doubt that she is ready to be president:

GIBSON: Governor, let me start by asking you a question that I asked John McCain about you, and it is really the central question. Can you look the country in the eye and say "I have the experience and I have the ability to be not just vice president, but perhaps president of the United States of America?"

PALIN: I do, Charlie, and on January 20, when John McCain and I are sworn in, if we are so privileged to be elected to serve this country, will be ready. I’m ready.

GIBSON: And you didn’t say to yourself, "Am I experienced enough? Am I ready? Do I know enough about international affairs? Do I — will I feel comfortable enough on the national stage to do this?"

PALIN: I didn’t hesitate, no.

GIBSON: Didn’t that take some hubris?

PALIN: I — I answered him yes because I have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can’t blink, you have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we’re on, reform of this country and victory in the war, you can’t blink.

So I didn’t blink then even when asked to run as his running mate.

Gibson rightly pointed out that it took some hubris to have no doubts about one’s qualifications to be president of the United States. Hubris and inexperience make for a terrifyingly dangerous nominee. The hubris became even more apparent as the rest of the interview unfolded in disastrous fashion.

It soon became clear that she was parroting talking points fed to her by John McCain’s advisors. She appeared like a student who had memorized the lesson by rote. Her responses were forced and did not seem to fit the questions being asked.

In the most revealing moment of the interview, she seemed confused when Gibson asked her if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine. She had clearly never heard of the Bush Doctrine – the doctrine of pre-emption that has been official United States national security strategy since 2002. She was unaware of the Doctrine that led us into the war in Iraq.

In the interview, she even managed to casually respond that the United States would go to war with Russia with a "perhaps".

Her interview was a buffoonish performance by a demonstrably unqualified person thrust upon the national scene by the McCain campaign. Her introduction to the campaign trail has been charecterized by crisp soundbites and bumper sticker slogans. But diplomacy and foreign affairs are not effectively conducted with bumper stickers. Teleprompters cannot substitute for a grasp of national security issues and the depth to make difficult foreign policy decisions. The last 7 years under the bumper sticker presidency of George W Bush has amply demonstrated the danger that John McCain’s vice presidential pick presents.

I would surmise that when the world wakes up to find the Palin interview in their morning papers, half of the world will be laughing and the other half will be terrified. Among those who will be laughing are America’s enemies. They will be laughing that the United States is two months away from possibly putting this buffoon one heartbeat away from the presidency. Among those who will be terrified will be our friends and allies. They will be terrified that the United States is two months away from possibly putting this buffoon one heartbeat away from the presidency.

There are real foreign policy challenges that await the next administration. The choices the American people have to make in this election are serious and will determine the kind of world our children will inherit. But, alas, the McCain campaign has injected a gimmick into this presidential election. They see the presidency and the vice presidency as an American Idol record contract. They want the American people to play along.

Hubris. May as well be Plastics.

 

 

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Do Your Fucking Homework

I will have more on this buffoon later tonight. For now, please watch the excerpt from Charlie Gibson’s interview of Sarah Palin.

Note to Governor Palin: if you are curious what the Bush Doctrine is, please read this document published by the folks who work at the big white house on Pennsylvania Avenue. If you are going to do an interview on September 11th and try to bullshit the American people, at least do your fucking homework.

 

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Pipe Dreams Of A Serial Liar

Serial liar Sarah Palin simply cannot help herself. If you are appying for a job for which you are woefully unqualified, sometimes you resort to padding the resume. You lie, you embellish, and you print your resume on expensive stock paper.

The New York Times examines yet another aspect of this trainwreck of a vice presidential candidate. Pure comedy:

When Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska took center stage at the Republican convention last week, she sought to burnish her executive credentials by telling how she had engineered the deal that jump-started a long-delayed gas pipeline project.

Stretching more than 1,700 miles, it would deliver natural gas from the North Slope of Alaska to the lower 48 states and be the largest private-sector infrastructure project on the continent.

“And when that deal was struck, we began a nearly $40 billion natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence,” said Ms. Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee. “That pipeline, when the last section is laid and its valves are opened, will lead America one step farther away from dependence on dangerous foreign powers that do not have our interests at heart.”

The reality, however, is far more ambiguous than the impression Ms. Palin has left at the convention and on the campaign trail.

Certainly she proved effective in attracting developers to a project that has eluded Alaska governors for three decades. But an examination of the pipeline project also found that Ms. Palin has overstated both the progress that has been made and the certainty of success.

The pipeline exists only on paper. The first section has yet to be laid, federal approvals are years away and the pipeline will not be completed for at least a decade. In fact, although it is the centerpiece of Ms. Palin’s relatively brief record as governor, the pipeline might never be built, and under a worst-case scenario, the state could lose up to $500 million it committed to defray regulatory and other costs.

What the McCain campaign has put before the American people for consideration is a fraud of a candidacy. It is built upon lies and half-truths. The Republicans think Americans are stupid. It is up to the American people to prove the Republicans wrong.

 

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Serial Liar Dabbles In Book Banning

Your daily dose of comedy that is Sarah Palin.

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This Little Piggy Lied…

Serial liar Sarah Palin is at it again. She just can’t help herself. She lies about earmarks, she lies about the "bridge to nowhere", she lies, lies, lies.

And while she lies John McCain stands beside her. What does that say about the McCain/Palin ticket?

That is a whole lotta lipstick on this pig!

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