Debbie Does Drawings

A drawing of Debbie Schlussel by Mash. (c) 2007 by Mash. All rights reserved.See the drawing on the left. It is a drawing of Debbie Schlussel. It was drawn by me. If you want to use this picture, you must first get my permission. I am copyrighting it: (c) 2007 Mash!

I know what you are thinking – you are thinking that I should quit my day job and become a famous artist. Yes, I have thought of it many times…

My favorite wingnut, she to whom I am strangely attracted, the one and only Debbie Schlussel has threatened to sue Taylor Marsh for using one of her pictures.

 

 

Her Debbieness threatened in her ever gentle way:

It has come to my attention that you posted a copyrighted photo of mine on Huffington Post. Unfortunately for you, I am the exclusive copyright holder of that photo, and I don’t recall licensing it out to you for use. Therefore, you are in violation of my copyright, and I give you 24 hours to remove it before I have my lawyers prepare suit. As you may know, federal copyright law provides up to $150,000 in damages per incident for wanton violation of a copyright. As you are now–and should have been prior to this letter–aware, you are in violation of my copyright, and any use heretofore is wanton. Please take down the photo immediately, and cease and desist from using it in the future.

Additionally, you note on your site that I was critical of Barack Obama’s last name. Reading is fundamental. And if you bothered to read, I’ve never said a thing about the surname Obama. Perhaps you have a problem with it and are projecting it upon me. Please stop that too.

I await your response that you have taken down my copyrighted photo.

Debbie Schlussel

Doesn’t she have a way with words!

As most of you know, I have taken up Debbie’s cause before. I pleaded with you a few months ago to support Debbie fight the illegal Mexicans by not eating meat. Those guys were coming over to this here country and packing our meat. And she was going to show them!

But you guys simply laughed it off. For example, Robbie ridiculed the effort by saying:

Too bad for her. I have a porterhouse steak in the fridge I’m going to marinate for a barbecue tomorrow afternoon.:d

That was not the kind of support our randomly capitalizing friend was hoping for.

So, this time, let’s all get serious and let’s all get behind her. I urge everyone to draw your own picture of Debbie Schlussel to show her how much you care about her. I know some of you will want to use mine – but GET YOUR OWN!!! Give a fellow blogger a helping hand and draw, I say.

Feel free to drop by at Taylor Marsh’s blog and tell her how you really feel about our Muslim-loving friend.

Don’t worry Debbie, I’m with you in your lonely fight to protect the rights of innocents EVERYWHERE.

Islamically yours,

Mash the Muslim

 [Update 1/15/2007 11:16 pm: Cujo has taken up the challenge and taken his artistic skills for a spin: behold another lovely artist's rendition. jhutson offers up another interpretation. Bob Geiger offers some commentary on candy, backsides and wingnuts. Finally Roxanne wants to know who the hell is Debbie Schlussel.]

[Update 1/16/2007 5:00 pm: Robbie comes out of retirement to draw his masterpiece. Wally dabbles in Debbie doodles. TBogg tries to predict the future.]

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14 Responses to Debbie Does Drawings

  1. MR. Bill says:

    Mash I think you portrait of Ms. Schcussel is stunning and evinces real talent..(no really). I’ve had a +20 year art career and that rocks.
    (unlike the original..)
    And since you are the only Muslim handy, is there much of a vegetarian tradition in the Islamic world? (My daughter has become a most annoying sort of vegan, agressivly casting doubt on my cooking…)

  2. Mash says:

    Mr. Bill, the folks at Daily Kos are saying that I am the next Picasso. Its amazing what 3 minutes with Microsoft Paint will do for you :-”

    I actually don’t know a single vegaterian Muslim. I am sure there are some, I just dont know (avoid) them. I am a rabid meat-eater. Its hard to be a Muslim and not eat meat though, since one of our festivals involves slaughtering a cow, goat, or sheep. I suppose you could shape some tofu into the shape of a cow and then slaughter it – not sure if that counts.

    As for your daughter, I recommend a trip to a Brazilian churrascaria. It will make a believer out of anyone :(|)

  3. Taylor Marsh says:

    =d> Mash, I think you missed your calling. Hilarious drawing. Nice post. Thanks so much.

  4. Mash says:

    Taylor, I was inspired by Debbie. She has that effect on me! :x

  5. Cujo359 says:

    I think there’s a fundamental rightness to that picture that art school would have just trained out of you. Good job.

  6. Mash says:

    Cujo, art school is for wimps. Real artists just use Microsoft Paint! (:|

  7. Robbie says:

    I decided to get in on the act. Click on my name and check out my “Sad Debbie” artwork.

  8. ZaFa says:

    hilarious!
    FOCL… (fell off couch laughing).

    Your drawing made her look better than how she really looks (ooops, am I going to be sued for saying that? on some kind of debbi-mation [debbie-defamation] charge!? )
    #:-s

  9. Mash says:

    Robbie, a work of art! I see what it takes to bring you out of retirement :d

    Zafa, she has inner beauty. I go bananas when she goes on her hate-filled rants. Such passion, such…limited vocabulary! :x

  10. MinorRipper says:

    Listen, the cat’s good and all, but he ain’t gonna be our nation’s next president…no way shape or form. Now Gore/Obama 2008–that’s a different story…
    http://www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com

  11. che_guevara says:

    so, sue me bitch.

  12. bushtit says:

    Debbie Schlussel, Debbie Schlussel, where have I heard that name before? (click on link.) Oh yeah, THAT bimbo. Ha ha HAAAA.

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