John McCain’s brother, Joe McCain, calls 9-1-1 to complain about being stuck in traffic in Northern Virginia. Recall that he called Northern Virginia "communist country".
The running mate likes to shop at Saks and Nieman Marcus while the brother thinks 9-1-1 is there to cater to his idiotic tantrums. Well done, John, you have set up your own little welfare program inside your campaign.
Okay, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! I’m about to revise my list of things to do if I’m ever seeking national office:
1. Learn to say “nuclear” correctly.
2. Make sure I don’t absentmindedly buy $150K on clothing from high-falutin’ stores on public donation funds.
3. Duct tape my relatives’ mouths shut and take away their cell phones, just in case it’s a stress-reaction that every political candidate seems to have a whack-job relative hiding in the bushes somewhere.
Joe McCain should get himself a nightclub act 🙂